Welcome to Fantasy Brawls! This week, we're taking a break from our usual battle simulators to have a little fun with a classic game of Would You Rather. But since its us, the theme will be centered around the hypothetical violence we all know and love. Enjoy some of the best animal would you rather questions you'll find on the Internet by scrolling down just a little further.
Would you rather eat everything a Hyena eats or dine like a vulture for a week?
Would you rather run from a Tiger in the sand or a Polar Bear in the ice?
Would you rather have a 5 round MMA bout with a Kangaroo or a 6 minute folkstyle wrestling match with a Chimpanzee?
Would you rather get bitten by a king cobra with no anti-venom for 15 miles or stung by a box jellyfish in the middle of the ocean, located 100 meters away?
Would you rather fight a mountain lion with a hunting knife or a grizzly bear with a spear?
Would you rather fight a war with a troop of Baboons at your side or 1 adult White Rhino?
Would you rather attempt to swim on the back of a Great White Shark or clean a Blue Whale's tongue?
Would you rather fight Black Bear mother protecting their cubs during the day or a hungry mountain lion in a pitch black forest?
Would you rather outlive a Seychelles giant tortoise (the oldest is 192) or be able to outlift a Gorilla?
Would you rather fight a fully grown Cane Corso or 35 Chiuauaus?
Would you rather sleep in the middle of a lion's den with water buffalo meat wrapped around your neck or swim 25 feet in Hippo-infested water?
Would you rather eat fried Orca or grilled Giraffe?
Would you rather fight a Black Bear, no weapons or prep time or fight your way out of an ant's nest after being shrunk to the size of a caterpillar?
Would you rather live in a world of flying Polar Bears or one where feral cats explode when they come within 2 meters of a human?
If you enjoyed our Would You Rather: Anime Edition game, you'll love the other content on our site. Find out if you will ever be able to outlift a gorilla or see who wins the heavyweight bout between the Hippo and the Rhino. And, if you really want to make my dreams come true, please consider subscribing to my newsletter using the link below.
Posted by: Matt Irving on 1/20/2025